inside the mind of this 5 year old

This boy...

He always amazes me.  He's a thinker for sure.  He has a million and one questions all the time.  

Here's a little glimpse into the mind of this boy...

{I recorded some of the questions he would ask me before bedtime.  This is the list after a few months.  Enjoy!}

What did Ellie have for snack?
Can the tooth fairy die?
Can some people die as babies?
Is daddy going to work tomorrow?
What are you doing tomorrow?
Are you married?
How did the people find Daddy's boo boo?
When are you going to wear my necklace again?
Why did they have to give me a book?
Why do the grown ups have to know what kindergarten is about?
What are we going to learn?
Did you lock all the doors?  All 3 of them?
Is it a Valentine party?
How many more days until Valentine's?
What are we going to do after tomorrow?
What are we going to do at G&G house?
What if we all die at the same time?  Would we be sad or happy?
How do you tell God to get you stuff when you are dead?
Are you dead in Heaven?
Is Hippo in Heaven?
Do you miss her?
Does Bella know Hippo?
Is it going to be a long time before I'm a dad?
How old do you have to be to be a dad?
When I'm a dad can I still sleep here?
Can bears go to jail?
How about someone shoots a bear, what does the person say?
What happens if all the police go to jail?
Why is there no president (principal) in my school?
How do you spell fart?
How do you spell excuse me?
How do you spell spray, water gun?
Who is MeMe? (Answers grandma)
Does God make more people?
What happens if all the people are in Heaven?
Who's going to be their Mommy?  The Dollar Store people?
What if someone wants to marry but they don't have a dad (he means husband)?
What happens if you really want a baby and don't have a husband?
After you're married, how do you get the baby?
Does bat, at, cat rhyme?
What does 20 10s equal?
When are we going to go swimming again?
How many more seasons until swimming?
Who made Ellie's name?
Who built our house?